10 Corny ‘Star Wars’ Jokes Your Kids Will Love

Since Star Wars stormed into the collective consciousness in 1977, there have been almost as many Star Wars parodies as there are actual Star Wars things. From Mad Magazineto Family Guy to Robot Chicken and beyond, making fun of the Force is part of the ways we express our love for that wonderful energy field that surrounds us, binds us, and often, makes us want to buy a lot of lightsaber toys.

Obviously, as a piece of mainstream media, Star Wars has always been positioned as something for the whole family, despite the fact that parents routinely are murdered by their children in pivotal moments of the saga. Still, kids love Star Wars, and most fun parents are totally on board with that fact. But how do you impress the Star Wars kid who knows everything? Informing them about the finer points of the second draft of The Empire Strikes Back screenplay written by Leigh Brackett or debating about which aspects of Boba Fett’s backstory are or are not canon can be a buzzkill for a little kid. When it comes to making kids happy, ancient film geek knowledge is no match for a corny joke by your side.

Here are 9 kid-friendly Star Wars jokes to kick your child’s funny bone into hyperdrive.

1. How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?

Since the Sith Grade

2. What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom?

Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do.

3. Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes?

From his closet.

4. What do you call food made by baby Wookiees?

It’s good, but it’s a little Chewie

5. What’s the name of Obi-Wan’s twin brother?

Obi-Also

6. What do you call Kenobi triplets?

Obi-Threes

7. Why did everyone in the Resistance stop speaking to Finn on the planet with the giant sun?

He called it a Rey of sunshine.

8. Where does Kylo Ren get his creepy black clothes?

From his closet.

9. Where does Kylo Ren buy his clothes?

From the mall. I mean, have you seen how much Kylo Ren stuff they have there right now?

10. Where does Kylo Ren buy his clothes?

From the mall. I mean, have you seen how much Kylo Ren stuff they have there right now?

 

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